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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 23:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Still no good

‘John Wick’ Boss Chad Stahelski Gets Candid About Franchise: “My Process Is F***ed” - The Hollywood Reporter

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was your experience when trying GHB?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Study links premature ejaculation to altered brain activity and neurotransmitter imbalances - PsyPost

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Belmont Stakes 2025: Odds, horses, prediction, complete bettor’s guide - New York Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Decker manhunt: Officials reopen Icicle River area - KING5.com

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Japan Is Ready to Fight a $385 Billion Annual Polluting Beast by Offering a Greener Alternative to Traditional Cement - The Daily Galaxy

Then came..

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Astronomers Just Discovered One of the Fastest Jets Ever in a Radio-Quiet Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Tony Awards: ‘Maybe Happy Ending’ Wins Big, Nicole Scherzinger Takes Home First Tony - The Hollywood Reporter

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times